Overheard in the Library

Cheating

"Have you ever cheated on a test?"
"No"
"I did once, would you like to hear about it?"
"Sure"
"It was in first grade. On a spelling test. The word was "the", but they pronounced it like "thee" and I knew that it was spelled different in the scriptures and so I didn't know what to do. So I looked on the paper of the boy next to me."
"You are a terrible person."
"I was under the age of 8 so it is okay."