I have a nickname. It is a sad one, but I accept it's use because it is one I have earned. My nickname is PigPen, or as That Boy likes to call me, PP for short. I get grease everywhere, all of the time. I drip food on myself, spill things in my lap.
Luckily this brilliant lady named Madame Paulette knows other girls like me, and she has created a stain remover kit that apparently even Melania Trump, Beyoncé Knowles, Sarah Jessica Parker, and Eva Longoria are fond of. I will probably be packing around one of these on my own wedding day.
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